• Rob Cavanagh eval
  • “You’re really a nerd, aren’t you?”
  • nodded enthusiastically
  • Rob didn’t know how deep the rabbit hole goes
  • With this speech today, we’ll go a little bit deeper
  • Last night, gave the most remarkable speech I’ve ever given
  • Contents were not remarkable – short introduction to me – but everything else was
  • It happened on the beach in front of a sunset that never ended
  • 9 log benches on the sand, each one seating about 5 people
  • Benches were nearly full and some people were standing
  • I stood in front of these 45-50 people, shared my name, what I did for work, and a few of my hobbies
  • Well, actually, not all of them were people
  • Some of them were human girls that looked like they were ripped straight out of Japanese animation
  • More exotic attendees too
    • walking talking onion
    • a humanoid wearing some sort of futuristic military suit that made it impossible to determine their species
    • a girl with a tail
    • humanoid foxes
    • a 15-foot tall wooden puppet
    • some who just looked like regular, maybe slightly cartoonish people
  • I appeared as a large red octopus man wearing a suit
  • When I told the crowd where I lived, a few of them piped up to say they lived near me
    • I pointed at the one I heard from the front row and said, “Seattle?”
    • He said he actually lived in Spokane.
    • I heard someone else deeper in the crowd say they missed Washington
  • You’ve probably put together at this point that this didn’t happen on any of the beaches around Seattle, in Washington, or on Earth
  • This speech was delivered in virtual reality using an application called VRChat
  • It’s a virtual place where people can go to be social
  • You can do a lot more than just talk to people
    • example: I wasted time before the event started by playing some mini golf on a virtual mini-golf course
  • I described it to you as a real situation and a real place partly to hook you for the rest of this speech
  • but partly because it does feel very real
  • In real life, we meet a person and make some a snap judgment of them based on the way they talk, the way they dress, how much care is put into their hair…
  • After talking to them, those judgments can change and the “meaning” we first ascribed to their appearance melts away
  • In that same way, after a few minutes talking to the 15-foot tall wooden puppet, the aesthetics are no longer novel or significant
  • What matters is that he’s patient and deliberate in what he says
    • he likes to play video games
    • he seems to have difficulty in large groups
    • but he’s come out of his comfort zone and is doing amazingly well
  • The empathy that gets you from point A to point B is real
  • You might still think to yourself that it isn’t real, and of course in some sense that’s objectively true
  • In all the senses that matter though, I don’t think it is
  • The anxieties I have around being social were definitely present
  • and they were definitely real
  • We went around the room doing introductions
  • I watched as the person next to me on the bench went up to give their introduction
  • I felt my heart beating faster
  • the familiar heat rising to the surface of my face
    • the same feeling I would feel if this were happening in “actual reality”
    • something deep within my physiology, telling me this harmless social setting is actually some sort of predator hunting me down
  • I walked up to the front
  • I felt my eyes darting around, unable to hold eye contact with anyone else in the room
    • just like in real life
  • and that’s plenty “real” enough for me